A Doc's Life is a underground Medical Blog about some poor Singapore doctors. They are sibei sian and very buay song. Best practices not observed!
(Warning: Grammar is non existent in this blog. Those obsessively compulsive about good English please go no further and book an appointment to see your psychiatrist.)

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Singapore Lokun Si Sibei Cham.

Wah Dr Og just discover I din update my blog like six months! Aiyah, been too busy lor. Work long hours, have to jagar my si gin nahs and look after lao pek lao bu.

But recently, the Straits Times forum alot of doctors go and write in. Alamak, why doctors like to write so much. I think hor alot of doctors secretly want to be writer lor. Aiyah, you want to be writer than start blog like Dr Og la, don't anyhow write to ST forum can? But hor, their England not as powderful as me lor... hahaha

See la, now the people think lokun are money grabbing cheats, spoil our reputation. Even got someone suggest hor, private doctor should go back public hospital and provide free service. I mean its good if people want to volunteer la, but in the first place is buay song public hospital then leave, and now want them go back and let you buak kar chng FOC, funny le......

Aiyah, anyway, be lokun in SG is sibei pathetic. No guidelines for charging how people know what is the right amount to charge. Most of the lokun I see work hard earn money and get by like all other Singaporeans. You see the Ferrari and Maserati on the streets all own by bankers and businessmen one la, lokun all tired and sleep very early, won't vroom vroom around the road middle of the night.

Lucky Dr Og is just a fake lokun and clinic is imagine one. Aiyah, gotta go wipe my si gin nah backside after he poo poo.

Will write again soon.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Google is gonna kill you!

Well not really...

Nowadays hor, people really like to google. Even medical students and doctors use google to do research instead of pubmed. Some even quote wikipaedia. Wah lau, to junior doctors out there, if you tell me your reference is google or wiki, I will fail you.

But for the public, they have no access (and no business having access) to professional lokun stuff. So can understand la if they google to find out about their symptoms. But must take what you see online with a pinch of salt or you will sure panic!

Try googling lumps in the stomach and you get stomach cancer from the 4th - 6th results. Surely google can't be wrong!!! (When in actual fact, its very badly sagging breasts we are talking about here. Girls please wear your bra!)

Any way, I'm not trying to criticise Google but the act of irresponsibly googling medical condition. So Google, don't kill me can??

Right on the Spot!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

My Precious

Dr Og went to watch the recent Hobbit part two a few weeks ago. After a few weeks all I can remember is they all walk here walk there. Yah and sometimes run. Of course this blog is not a review of the movie la. The movie I reviewed with the above one liner enough liao.

Though the Hobbit is suppose to be a gin nah (children) book, the movie had lots of violence. Lots of evil lurking around, including "my Precious", the Ring which is like sibei evil lor.

And I can't help but be reminded of all those precious little bao-beis running around children
clinics, yelling and shouting. The evil is sama-sama!

"I hate the doctor!!!!" wail wail wail

"I cannot wait anymore!!!!" wail wail wail

Some of the more evil ones come into clinic, mess up the whole place and steal more sweets than they deserve to have!

And of course the parents like kennah tiok cursed by the ring, running and pandering after them. So afraid they will lose their precious.

If this lokun has his way, all the naughty little ba*tAr#ds would have a big JAB in their precious buttocks!!!

Disclaimer: This post was written in jest and not to be taken out of context. Dr Og loves children and besides, water for injection is only little bit painful niah.

Friday, January 10, 2014

The Best Doctor In The World

It is by the way illegal to proclaim one to be the best of any sort in the medical fraternity.

But when Dr Og saw this pic:

I was inspired to make meself a new name card!

Now I just need to convince my HOD to print the card...

So what do you think you are BEST or MOST in?